So I was randomly looking at my myspace that I haven't looked at in forever...and on it was my quote list from long long ago...which I found hilarious..and wanted to blog about it. So even though you might not get it, it's hilarious....trust me.
It'd be so fun to be a pinball
speaker="you are what you eat"(me=some intense thinking) "j-wo IS twinkie" I ATE THEM!!!
whoever wrote this song is probably the same person who invented peanut butter on cheese crackers
cheese crackers on peanut butter...hahaha...adam
If we were any cooler they'd have to THAW US OUT!!!
"daniel is delicious"..."what?"..."because i tasted him..."- sha-cha cha- BAM
J-WO want cake AND brownie
just because Pierre is inanimate does not mean he is unimportant
"(erin/jennifer" "is" "really/extremely/amazingly" "hot/ugly"...."sike"
Slow and steady wins the race. / This is your battle Jennifer!
you owe me a hustle
caution shana caution
how is this even possible? (btw...i figured out it's possible because of hydrogen bonds...fyi)
J-WO says that aint tight
J-WU?
Do I entice you?
"Get your sexy on"=some random lady yelled at us from another car...akward
what is the 3-dimensional word for oval?...(i still don't know the answer to this one....anyone?)
do you have any Strauss, or possibly Bach
"VIOLATED!"
the pool table hurt me
Bucket likes Squash, Squash likes Remote, Remote likes Squash...
it's a love triangle, but no one loves bucket.
mooooo, RRRAAWWRRR, RIBET, ARGGGKKK ARGGGKKK, MOOOO....
those are really easy to choke on
"ahhh....i got dirt in my eye"..."oh I'll get that for you honey"...we have a mother daughter relationship...
fruitloop lips...captain crunchy
"I call everybody honey...Adam is sugar lips..."lol...andrea
What would Donny and Marie do?
I just don't get it...who seriously needs a 20 foot headphone extender?
"is that supposed to sound like a german lady?"..."no...it was supposed to sound like a mexican man"
your ankle should be pointed...like so you could have a pie on it
I like the warmth
"You dont find dumb blondes at the beach.."..."oh wait, I guess I go to the beach sometimes"
LET'S GET READY TO RHUMBA!!!! (in a cool monster truck-esque voice)
WHOA...too much rubberband...
Nat Nat Nat Nat Nat ALIE ALIE
oh j-wo...you silly goose...i call everyone silly goose...except adam...
INALB...IMHO
"So pick her up!like Harry Potter!and spin her like a basketball!"
"There's a chipmunk!and there's a dear!and there's another dear!and there's a hippo!I don't know!Why is he here?"
It's tizzight...with a capital T...and Z...and ITE
the samba originates in IS THAT CAKE
j-wo said "don't talk like a hippo"..what she meant to say was "don't talk like a camel" yet i would still laugh at the camel one too...hmmm
what does quintessential mean?
"Are you Drag" "No, I'm a flamingo"
Juno?
thank goodness for satan's panties
if you tilt the cup you can get much more water
why does P-Dawg get the guest apartment?...I don't even get a toilet!
What the MEOW
are those birds or just very large nuts
"we can't build a relationship on a web of lies"..."we could be spiders"
I saw a purple festiva
anything that’s vanilla is a waste of something that could be chocolate
NOODLE DUTY NOODLE DUTY....Daniel you stink at noodle duty (never again will daniel get noodle duty)
what the schist!
I bet you 100 bucks that theres garnet in this rock (btw...brittany owes me $100)
wanna hear me talk like a mermaid? ah ah ahh ah ah ah ah ahhhh ah ah ah ahh ah ah ah ah ahh ah ah AHHHH!!! (singing like Ariel)
"weird-o"...."queer-o"
ahh man....i wish i came up with the "you still wear diapers" comeback quicker
i'll tell you when your second partner gets here
this ketchup tastes how beer smells...allright....who spiked the ketchup (andrea thought it tasted pretty good)
hey jennifer...what if i kidnapped that kid
what's your name again?...brittany right?
whoa...this place has good ketchup too
How is she supposed to read it if she's blind?
You're an Aquitard!!!
veer left veer left straight straight straight TURN RIGHT HERE NOW!
"have kids with her"..."it's his mother"...this is the Dr. Laura game gone wrong
NOT IT!
the Vator of doom/destruction/desolation/death/danger/...
Literally...loetterally
do you think she is always dressed up like a clown?
I thought you were a G!
Sogged-out IS a word..it's what you say when something is completely sogged
"look a bus to paradise"..."well ya better hurry because pretty soon this is going to be a bus to Longmire"
I was going to throw a snowball at the ranger...but NOOOOO....i'd get arrrestted...
Look..it's ranger granger the danger ranger
I'M THE KING OF THE GLACIAL ERRATIC
caution shana caution
how is this even possible? (btw...i figured out it's possible because of hydrogen bonds...fyi)
J-WO says that aint tight
J-WU?
Do I entice you?
"Get your sexy on"=some random lady yelled at us from another car...akward
what is the 3-dimensional word for oval?...(i still don't know the answer to this one....anyone?)
do you have any Strauss, or possibly Bach
"VIOLATED!"
the pool table hurt me
Bucket likes Squash, Squash likes Remote, Remote likes Squash...
it's a love triangle, but no one loves bucket.
mooooo, RRRAAWWRRR, RIBET, ARGGGKKK ARGGGKKK, MOOOO....
those are really easy to choke on
"ahhh....i got dirt in my eye"..."oh I'll get that for you honey"...we have a mother daughter relationship...
fruitloop lips...captain crunchy
"I call everybody honey...Adam is sugar lips..."lol...andrea
What would Donny and Marie do?
I just don't get it...who seriously needs a 20 foot headphone extender?
"is that supposed to sound like a german lady?"..."no...it was supposed to sound like a mexican man"
your ankle should be pointed...like so you could have a pie on it
I like the warmth
"You dont find dumb blondes at the beach.."..."oh wait, I guess I go to the beach sometimes"
LET'S GET READY TO RHUMBA!!!! (in a cool monster truck-esque voice)
WHOA...too much rubberband...
Nat Nat Nat Nat Nat ALIE ALIE
oh j-wo...you silly goose...i call everyone silly goose...except adam...
INALB...IMHO
"So pick her up!like Harry Potter!and spin her like a basketball!"
"There's a chipmunk!and there's a dear!and there's another dear!and there's a hippo!I don't know!Why is he here?"
It's tizzight...with a capital T...and Z...and ITE
the samba originates in IS THAT CAKE
j-wo said "don't talk like a hippo"..what she meant to say was "don't talk like a camel" yet i would still laugh at the camel one too...hmmm
what does quintessential mean?
"Are you Drag" "No, I'm a flamingo"
Juno?
thank goodness for satan's panties
if you tilt the cup you can get much more water
why does P-Dawg get the guest apartment?...I don't even get a toilet!
What the MEOW
are those birds or just very large nuts
"we can't build a relationship on a web of lies"..."we could be spiders"
I saw a purple festiva
anything that’s vanilla is a waste of something that could be chocolate
NOODLE DUTY NOODLE DUTY....Daniel you stink at noodle duty (never again will daniel get noodle duty)
what the schist!
I bet you 100 bucks that theres garnet in this rock (btw...brittany owes me $100)
wanna hear me talk like a mermaid? ah ah ahh ah ah ah ah ahhhh ah ah ah ahh ah ah ah ah ahh ah ah AHHHH!!! (singing like Ariel)
"weird-o"...."queer-o"
ahh man....i wish i came up with the "you still wear diapers" comeback quicker
i'll tell you when your second partner gets here
this ketchup tastes how beer smells...allright....who spiked the ketchup (andrea thought it tasted pretty good)
hey jennifer...what if i kidnapped that kid
what's your name again?...brittany right?
whoa...this place has good ketchup too
How is she supposed to read it if she's blind?
You're an Aquitard!!!
veer left veer left straight straight straight TURN RIGHT HERE NOW!
"have kids with her"..."it's his mother"...this is the Dr. Laura game gone wrong
NOT IT!
the Vator of doom/destruction/desolation/death/danger/...
Literally...loetterally
do you think she is always dressed up like a clown?
I thought you were a G!
Sogged-out IS a word..it's what you say when something is completely sogged
"look a bus to paradise"..."well ya better hurry because pretty soon this is going to be a bus to Longmire"
I was going to throw a snowball at the ranger...but NOOOOO....i'd get arrrestted...
Look..it's ranger granger the danger ranger
I'M THE KING OF THE GLACIAL ERRATIC
4 comments:
A three dimensional oval is simply called an egg, or more mathematically, an ovoid.
thanks...that question has been plaguing me for years..I thought it might be egg...but I figured there must be a more technical word for it. haha
wow... such great memories! I like how I know who every quote is by.
oh man. i had forgotten about all those! too funny. :) i still wish i had thought of that "you still wear diapers" comeback quicker.
what.
the.
schist.
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